Albert Tucher
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Breaking into ebooks.
March 29th, 2011 22:52 by Albert Tucher
Bismarck Rules has become the first of my stories to make it into ebooks. It's available from New Word City Please visit and stick around to see what else this new publisher has to offer.
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A 25-year obsession!
March 21st, 2011 23:08 by Albert Tucher
One day back in the mid-1980s, I was browsing in the public library, and I plucked a book called The Tenth Century by Eleanor Duckett from the shelf. I think it was the obscurity of the period that hooked me. Literacy was rare, and sources are sparse. The reader gets only glimpses, some as brief and arresting as a flash of lightning, of the people and events. The names of the historical actors alone are pungent and fascinating: Arnulf, Zwentibold, and the Romans Theophylact, Theodora, and their daughter Marozia.
These last two were the characters who wouldn't let me go. For three centuries after the fall of the empire, Rome was the clerical city, as virile as a battlefield. Then mother and daughter appear out of nowhere to assume equality with the men in their family. Marozia in particular rode her ambition to the heights. She ruled the city in partnership with two husbands and lived to bury both of them. Then she held power alone, making and unmaking popes at will. Her own son became Pope John XI through her efforts.
In 932 she overreached. King Hugh of Italy had a claim to the title Holy Roman Empire. Marozia offered to have her son the pope crown Hugh, if Hugh would make her his empress. Hugh agreed, provided that she allow him to eliminate a complication, her second son Alberic. Marozia considered this a fair trade.
Alberic had other ideas. He riled up the Roman mob with a xenophobic harrangue until the Romans chased Hugh from the city and proclaimed Alberic their ruler.
Marozia wasn't as lucky as Hugh. Alberic imprisoned her in the ancient Castel Sant-Angelo, where she probably died in 936.
For twenty-five years I have been trying to use this material in fiction. I have finally succeeded in my first effort at a horror story. The City of Ropes is about to appear in the anthology Historical Lovecraft, from Innsmouth Free Press. The anthology has a Facebook page, which I believe is worth a look.
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Patti Abbott's Scarry Night challenge.
February 11th, 2011 21:49 by Albert Tucher
My technical consultant read all of my output, and she told me once that Diana is a completely plausible prostitute except for one thing. "She really should have cats, because we all do."
I knew right then that there was a story in that comment, but I couldn't find it, until Patti Abbott issued her most recent challenge.
Patti is one of the first writers I encountered online when I started writing noir/hardboiled fiction, and she is one of the best. Her blog Pattinase is the cyber-equivalent of a 24-hour writers' hangout. There's always someone interesting there.
Her challenges get much of the crime fiction community writing. The current one involves using a comment she recently overhard on the street: "I really don't mind the scars."
Cats. Claws. Scars. It all came together. My story, The Ancient Fucking Mariner, appears in my writings samples section.
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My technical consultant
January 26th, 2011 00:41 by Albert Tucher
As a member of Mystery Writers of America I have heard presentations by a number of police officers who enjoy sharing their experiences with writers. Several of them have advised movie and television productions on police procedure. The term for their position is "technical consultant."
For about two years I had a technical consultant of my own.
As I worked on my Diana Andrews stories, several of my writing teachers urged me to find someone in Diana's business who would talk to me about her life and work. I was reluctant for two reasons. I had no idea how to find anyone, and my readings had given me the impression that women in the escort business don't like to reveal anything about their personal lives.
The first obstacle yielded when I discovered a website called The Erotic Review. This fascinating bit of Americana is, as the name implies, a review site. Men who patronize prostitutes at the escort level write reviews of the women. The site also gives contact information for the women.
In brief, I read some reviews and selected someone. I don't feel free to say much about her biography, but she was enormously helpful. In fact, I am still living off the material she gave me. She is now out of the business and apparently living a very conventional life. I wish her well.
I just posted a link to a story called The Full Hour, which originally appeared in the online magazine Thug Lit. The opening scene comes straight from my technical consultant. She had a client, a realtor, who always had her meet him at whatever property he was showing that day. The idea was to come as close as possible to getting caught. I knew I had to use this scenario, and I knew that Diana and her client had to get caught, with serious consequences.
Readers will be hearing more from my TC.
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Something very different.
December 16th, 2010 15:52 by Albert Tucher
I just posted a link to my novella The Acting Librarian in my writing samples. This story appeared in the excellent online magazine Mysterical-e.
I work as a cataloger at the Newark Public Library, a place with an awesome span of institutional memory. One of my colleagues, who retired earlier this year, started his career in 1947, which was also the year that Beatrice Winser died. She, in turn, came to Newark in 1895 as Assistant Librarian (Assistant Director in today's terms.) She was a fascinating bundle of Victorian contradictions. Progressive on the rights of women and minorities, she was also a demented micromanager. Thousands of pages of her memos survive. When you have read her four single-spaced pages on pasting a label into a book, you know how to paste a label into a book. She also treated her staff with a paternalism that no one would tolerate today.
But In the end she abused her nearly total power over her subordinates less than most in her position would have done. She also laid a foundation that sustained the Newark Public Library through two generations of difficult times.
The hard times have never been worse than today. In 2011 the Library's budget will be down forty percent from 2009. Miss Winser's legacy will be tested as never before.
She deserves a fictional tribute, and I hope this story measures up.
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Diana story with a difference.
December 6th, 2010 17:36 by Albert Tucher
A new erotica zine called Temptation Magazine has just started publishing. I sent them a Diana story called Shoot Me, which is now up. It seems to be the first story they have published.
[http://temptationmag.wordpress.com/2010/12/06/shoot-me-by-albert-tucher/]
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Flash fiction.
November 24th, 2010 21:35 by Albert Tucher
I just added a story to my writing samples. The Most Beautiful Sight on Earth currently holds my record for shortest story ever--391 words, including the title. It's another story that first appeared in DZ Allen's Muzzle Flash.
I think it will hold the record for some time to come.
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Crimebake conference
November 16th, 2010 23:42 by Albert Tucher
Last weekend I attended the annual Crimebake conference in Dedham, Mass. It was my fifth in a row, which gives a hint about my level of enjoyment. This year's highlights included hearing Dennis Lehane speak. He is, among other things, one of the funniest people on the planet in his dry, deadpan way.
I also met David Carkeet, whose 1984 comic novel The Greatest Slump of All Time is on my list of favorite books. Imagine a team made up of secret depression sufferers who keep winning games. The worse they feel, the more they win, and the more they win, the worse they feel. The scene in which they break through their manly silence and share their pain is hilarious. I won't give it away here.
By the way, the author is as engaging as his book.
One more thing: I won an honorable mention in the conference short story conference held in honor of the late Al Blanchard. The story is The Tango Queen, and I am searching for a home for it.
I'll let you know.
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DZ Allen's Muzzle Flash
November 3rd, 2010 20:32 by Albert Tucher
In 2006 and 2007 I contributed a number of flash stories to DZ Allen's online magazine Muzzle Flash. I had never tried short short fiction, but I soon discovered that you can do a lot in 700 words if you don't try to do too much.
How profound is that?
A 700-word limit is one thing. 500 is another. Only one of my successful stories broke that barrier. A few others came close, including the first story I placed in Muzzle Flash I have just posted that first effort, The Fate Worse Than Death, in my writing samples.
DZ is now involved in the great pulp magazine Out of the Gutter and the new publisher Gutter Books, but I'm grateful to him for his support at a crucial point in my writing career.
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The Best American Mystery Stories 2010
October 3rd, 2010 15:27 by Albert Tucher
What else would my first blogpost be about? This anthology appears every year. Otto Penzler and his staff at the Mysterious Bookshop read all the short crime fiction they can find and choose fifty stories to send to the guest editor. This year's editor was Lee Child of Jack Reacher fame. He chose the final twenty stories for publication. For my story Bismarck Rules to make it all the way through this process is an honor that I am still trying to grasp.
It's doubly gratifying, because placing this story took almost ten years, when the online Oregon Literary Review accepted it for publication in 2009.
Diana makes only a cameo appearance in the story. The focus is on her sidekick from my novels and several other stories, another prostitute named Mary Alice Mercier aka Crystal.
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